I wonder how it goes for you my dear . tell me about it when you're ready okay !
hopefully you've knocked some sense into his brains :)
ignore e previous post . nothing actually-.- Hmph .
was otf w Elmyrah just now . all sorts of things we've talked about . fun though . Finally, I was talking much . hahaha .~ will be going to prp w Hanis tmr, maybe . so yeah, prp woi :)
hows my skin ? heh . I hate e way e words are arranged thou . had so much trouble in making it perfect . it still aint yet ): but anyway, I'll stick to this one .
Actually, Ive got no idea what to blog about . Im just too full of boredness . my whole day is so prosaic . Really . frankly speaking, Ive been using e laptop ever since 3pm . till now, which is midnight already . pey lamer . as a result, you see, 3 posts just for a day .
Hmm . had a talk w beloved bontot too just now . ohh, bontot ? haha . but anyway, as usual . we had a fight ))))))): sigh sigh sigh . my fault ? yours k . love to assume things which arent true at all ): Well ok I know we shldnt be in cntct but .... idk . I guess we both just cldnt resist e temptation to just give a call ? Hah . I really dnt know . coz I thought, aft whtvr that has happened, thats e end . but neh, its not . Im glad :)
well Im so sorry dear family for doing this secretly . but well oh well . but its nothing worst right ? So, nothing to be afraid of :)
bontot dh botakkk pn :D
imy bontot .
So ok . sch's starting this coming monday . wow, so fast uh kn . tk puas holidayyy ~ ye lh . holiday bey saket [?] tk gerek uh . Anyway, since today is e 20th . hahahha . exactly 14 more days to my birthday .. & yes, e stupid sportsday too-.-
finally fifteen ey . hahahaa .. lmbt !
Umm, let me share some stupid jokes .
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.
If you would do this for me no one would ever know.
I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.
You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.
Do you have a piece of gum?
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".
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